³Celebs display talents -- or lack thereof; Singing mayor joins entertainers in onstage antics for Star Serve² By SHELBY HODGE To borrow an expression from Texas lore, Sunday night's Lobster Bop at The Palm was the most fun a person could have without taking his or her clothes off, even if one daring guest did display a certain immodesty in showing off a new tattoo. The mayor sang. The fire chief played bass. The director of emergency medical services played piano. Tone-deaf celebs tried desperately to carry tunes. Individuals with no rhythm danced. Every onstage antic meant money in the till for Baylor College of Medicine's Teen Clinic. The 11th annual Star Serve benefit, this year taking the lobster theme, brought in $ 93,000 for Dr. Peggy Smith's professional baby. Linda Knight, Foley's senior vice president of marketing, orchestrated the evening of high jinks and high humor that was run tightly and efficiently enough to have everyone happily on his way home by 10 p.m. Topping the night's play-for-pay party were the priceless minutes during which Mary Jo Antone Hatfield, wearing black dress and stockings topped off with an organdy apron, sang ""My Heart Belongs to Daddy'' a la Marilyn Monroe to an obliging Charles Hurwitz. Michel Halbouty's love song "Merci, Merci" sung a capella to his adoring wife, Billye, was a golden moment, sweet enough to bring a tear to the eyes of any romantic. Susan Glesby and Texas A&M geophysics Professor Emeritus Migeli Caputo put up the money for that entertainment. But it was Mayor Bob Lanier, Star Serve honoree along with his wife, Elyse, who was bid up to the stage most often. The big-bucks crowd liked hearing the mayor sing. They also paid good money to see Lanier and others do the hokeypokey, attempt tap dancing and sing some more. Lanier even agreed to team up with Zina Garrison, who was also there, for tennis doubles in his own back yard against any doubles team willing to divvy up a $ 500 contribution for the Teen Clinic. While the crowd dined on lobster and steak dinners, the foolishness, under the direction of a feisty Ron Stone, continued onstage. State Sen. Rodney Ellis and state Rep. Debra Danburg competed in a Hula-Hoop contest. Sonny Messiah-Jiles held a sing-along with her ukulele. Fire Chief Eddie Corral danced around the stage with local singer Miss Molly, who was later carried in on a stretcher by five firefighting hunks, wearing only their yellow waterproof trousers, suspenders and boots. Celebrities waiting tables and taking to the stage when necessary included Jack Rains, Sandy Rivera, Jan Carson, Warner Roberts, Emergency Medical Services director Dr. Paul Pepe, Ron Stone Jr., Judge Eric Andell, Harris County Commissioners El Franco Lee and Steve Radack, state Rep. Ashley Smith, City Councilwoman Sheila Jackson Lee and the really talented and really handsome Kevin Black, brother of singing star Clint Black. Jan Becker was the naughty one who raised serious money by unbuttoning her blouse (within the limits of decency) to display her devil tattoo. The audience was as impressive a group as the onstage celebs. Claiming their tables in The Palm were John and Minnie Daugherty, Jodie and Maryann Hoffer, Eddie and Courtney Glasscock, Jodie Jiles, Eddie Corral Jr., Dan and Virginia Steppe, Bill and Susan Whitworth, Myra Wilson, Greg and Patsy Fourticq, Ron Hatfield, J.D. and Beth Epstein, and Suzy Simons. Roberts was the big money-maker of the night for personally having sold the most $ 100 raffle tickets. Also, her team of raffle promoters beat out the other groups working to sell the most tickets. GRAPHIC: Photo: Joining Lobster Bop chairwoman Linda Knight, back right, in the high jinks at The Palm are, from left, Harris County Commissioner El Franco Lee, country-western singer Kevin Black and Mary Jo Antone Hatfield; Steve Campbell/Chronicle The Houston Chronicle October 13, 1992, Tuesday, 2 STAR Edition SECTION: HOUSTON; Shelby Hodge; Pg. 3